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He was tall and she was fair,
light blue eyes and curly hair.
She placed her head upon his breast,
she pressed the button, he did the rest.

He tried her on the sofa,
he tried her on the chair,
he tried her on the window seat,
but couldn't do it there.
He tried her up against the wall,
and standing on the floor,
he tried her sitting on his lap
and against the parlor door.
He tried her this and that way—
oh, how it made me laugh
to see the different ways
he tried to take her photograph.

A social glass and a social lass
go mighty well together,
but a social lass with a social ass
to my mind's a damn sight better.
So here's to the glass, the lass, and the ass,
may we find them all together

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